I woke up to a text from Brad:
“I want
to apologize for the other night.”
I wiped the sleep out of my eyes.
“Ugh, it’s too early for boy drama.” I muttered before
starting a reply message.
“You
don’t have to apologize.”
I got up and brushed my teeth but when I came back I saw
that he had sent me another message:
“Yes I do. I feel really bad about
making you feel so uncomfortable. I don’t want things to be weird.”
I sighed and typed another reply:
“Brad, we’re both on the same page
when it comes to what we have and where it’s going. Things don’t need to be
weird.”
I was putting on a pair of jeans when I heard my phone buzz
again.
“We
could try going on a date, though.”
I stared at my phone and cursed my sex life.
“Is this what I get for enjoying consistent orgasms!?” I
shouted at the ceiling.
I began typing a reply to Brad but before I sent it I got a
message from Luke:
“Hey,
beautiful, did you get your work schedule? When am I seeing you again?”
I quickly deleted my reply to Brad and started a new
message.
“I’m
free Wednesday at 8.”
About three seconds later, Molly sent me a text from her
room:
“Why are
you screaming about orgasms this early in the morning?”
I smirked and sent her a reply:
“Let me worry about maybe not
having good orgasms anymore. You worry about Calvin’s penis.”
Finally I finished my text to Brad:
“We
can’t go on a date. You know I’m not looking for a boyfriend right now.”
I put my phone on my night stand and headed into the kitchen
to grab a cup of coffee. Molly was in there too and she was laughing over her
cup of coffee and looking at her phone.
“Did Calvin send you another sext?” I asked mockingly.
“Uh, no,” she said turning her phone to me, “First, when did
I become a dude and second, when did I ever ask you out on a date?”
“OH MY GOD.” I said spilling coffee everywhere, jumping over
the couch, and running in to my room to grab my phone, “NOOO! NO! NO! NO!”
Molly found me sitting next to my night stand lightly
banging my head against the wall and staring at my phone with dismay.
“Problem, honeybunch?”
“I just sent a text to Brad telling him that we could go out
on date this Wednesday and another text to Luke vaguely implying that he’s gay
and doesn’t give me good orgasms.” I put my head on my knees.
“Did they reply?” Molly was obviously suppressing a laugh.
“This is not funny!”
“It kind of is.” She said sitting on my bed, “Did they?”
“Yes.” I whined.
“And?”
“Brad says: ‘Really? I’ll see you at 8 on Wednesday, then.”
And then Luke just put a bunch of questions marks.”
“Well.” Molly said with finality and then sipped her coffee.
“I am so stupid. WHO MESSES UP TEXT MESSAGING!?”
“Your mother.”
I let out a loud wail and threw a piece of clothing at her.
“Faith, you are over-reacting. Just text Luke back and say
that you were making a joke and that you’re free for a brunch date this
weekend. He wouldn’t have been able to do a date on Wednesday anyway; he has
shows every weekday that start at 7:30.”
“And what about Brad?”
“Go on the date with him. I don’t know why you’re resisting
this. Just do it. If it’s weird, then you guys can just be friends and he can
continue to give you multiple orgasms without the added complication of being
your boyfriend.”
I stared at Molly unhappily.
“What? I’m not the one that doesn’t know how to send text
messages.” She shrugged and laughed.
I called Zoey about what she thought I should do and she
basically said the same thing as Molly. Telling Brad I meant to send Luke that
message would hurt his feelings and then things would get SUPER weird. So…I
guess I’m going on a date with Brad?
My phone rang and I groaned. I was sick of dealing with my
phone.
“Hello?”
“It’s your mom.”
“Hi, mom.”
She asked me if I’d gotten everything squared away with the move
before she got my dad on the phone, too.
“Your mom and I have been thinking and we decided to buy you
a laptop. It’ll be arriving sometime this week.” My dad said.
I was shocked. I couldn’t believe that they had done that. I
told them I didn’t need it and that I would buy one later but they wouldn’t
take no for an answer. I thanked them repeatedly and we talked about how I’ve
been dealing with everything.
“I think I’ve been doing well considering.” I said
shrugging, “Everyone has been really supportive and helpful.”
“How have you been sleeping, sweetie?” My mom asked.
“Okay.” I lied. I haven’t been able to sleep well since the
fire. I keep having nightmares about Murphy being caught in it.
We said good-bye after a few more minutes and I went to lay
down. My phone rang again. I sighed and answered it.
“Hello?”
The person on the other end asked me what my name was. I
told them and then heard them mumble something on the other end to someone
around them.
“My name is Dr. Jones. I work at the Southside Hunter Street
Vet Clinic. I think we might have your cat, Murphy here.”
Murphy!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh my! :)and welcome back..love the two recent posts!!!
ReplyDeleteIIIIII KNEW Murphy would be back! Purrrrrfect. (Couldn't help myself with the stupid pun). So glad; now Faith can really move on from the past few months with Fur-Face in tow.
ReplyDeletei was thinking he would be back some time :) Yay!!!
ReplyDeleteYay! Murphy's back. I think we should have a post from Murphy's perspective. How he got free, what he's been doing, and what he thinks of Faith's new love triangle situation. LOL! That may be too far fetched, but we were talking about soap operas a while ago. They would do it! mum
ReplyDeleteYay about Murphy!!!!
ReplyDeleteYay, Murphy! Yay date with Brad! And why are we wasting time with no chemistry-no good sex, Matt? Remind me, I can't remember the justification for that one...
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy Murphy is alive!!! This post was hilarious! glad you are back!
ReplyDeleteYAYYYYYYY!!!!! See our soap talk of bringing someone back from the dead has paid off!! I was really hoping for this. Talking about the fire though reminded me of a real life fire in an apartment building next door to were I live. Luckily it was contained to 1 apartment in the kitchen and was put out easily. Smoke was the worst of it. Just everyone be aware of how this fire caught. A young girl was heating cooking oil on her stove. Went to the bathroom and when she returned to the kitchen her cabinets were already on fire. Cooking oil is very flamable and needs to be watched when your cooking with it. Still curious on how Faith's apartment fire started...
ReplyDeleteYESSSS!!!!
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